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Marlon Wayans Speaks After His Los Angeles Home Was Burglarized

July 4, 2024 by newhiphopnews

Marlon Wayans recently found himself in an unexpected situation when his Los Angeles home was reportedtly burglarized. However, true to his comedic nature, Marlon took to social media to address the incident with his characteristic wit and charm. In the video posted to Instagram, Wayans reassured his fans and followers. He expressed gratitude for their concern and well-wishes following the reported burglary. In the caption accompanying the video, he wrote, “God is so Good. Everyone is fine. I’m grateful.”

Known for his humor both on and off the screen, Marlon Wayans didn’t miss the opportunity to inject some candidness into the situation. Addressing the robbers directly, he declared, “I am the WRONG N***** to ROB.” He humorously pointed out the lack of valuables in his home, emphasizing, “Save your energy. I don’t have anything valuable in my house except MY HOUSE.” Wayans went on to paint a vivid picture of his modest lifestyle, mentioning his two cats and a 1994 Range Rover. He noted that one of the cats and the car would be more trouble than they are worth to steal. “You will need a jumpstart if you steal it cuz the battery is dead,” he wrote.

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Turning serious for a moment, Marlon Wayans advised against such criminal acts, urging potential burglars to reconsider their choices. “Robbers don’t waste your energy or your life doing home invasions, s–t is too heavy!!! You want to carry all that bull—t? Throw your back out, and for what?!” His candid remarks underscored the pointlessness of targeting his home. In a final gesture of goodwill and humor, Wayans signed off with a message of love, saying, “Please pick a better target, thank you and love you… still.”

Furthermore, Marlon Wayans’ response to the burglary was a testament to his resilience and humor in the face of adversity. “I don’t carry wads of cash, I use credit cards,” he said. “Go down the street, there’s lots of flashy n**** over there,” he concluded in the video. Thankfully, it appears Marlon Wayans remains unfazed by the incident. Fans showed their solidarity. Looks like the jokes on the robbers this time!

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Chad Ochocinco Proves His Battle Rap Pen Game Is Elite In Surprise URL Appearance

March 18, 2024 by newhiphopnews

Chad Ochocinco has to be one of the funniest internet personalities right now. Him, along with Shannon Sharpe are an unstoppable duo on their hit podcast, Nightcap. Their channel has quickly grown since its inception right before the 2023-2024 NFL season. They are already at the 1.1 million subscriber mark on YouTube due to their unfiltered commentary on sports, pop culture, and dating. While some of their episodes have landed them in some hot water, their show is only going to continue to grow. Ocho is certainly playing a big role in that for his hilarious moments including calling out rap battle stars. Those savants, who are a part of URL, were challenged by Chad Ochocinco to a rap battle.

According to HipHopDX, the former NFL wide receiver has been talking serious smack about the Ultimate Rap League for a little bit now. According to AllHipHop, Loaded Lux, a veteran in the rap battle game, went on Nightcap to confront Chad about his confidence in his pen game. Well, after all of that chirping, the NFL stud backed up his claims this past weekend against not one, but two rappers at once. His two proclaimed victims were DNA and Charlie Clips.

Chad Ochocinco Is A Man Of His Word

Clips is considered tough competition, as according to URL‘s website, he has won all 11 battles and taken 24 out of 33 rounds overall. All three contestants put on a hilarious and enjoyable performance and fans were here for it. In the YouTube comments one fan wrote, “Love this man i wanna see ocho cinco actually do some writing and do a 1 rounder.” Another applauds Ochocinco for doing this and bringing respect to the battle rap scene. “Salute to Ocho for trying to shine some light on the culture.”

What are your thoughts on Chad Ochocinco‘s pen game in his URL rap battle performance? Do you think he won the showdown, why or why not? Should Chad come out with a hip-hop album like other sports stars have done? We would like to hear what you have to say, so be sure to leave your takes in the comments section. Additionally, always keep it locked in with HNHH for all of the latest news surrounding Chad Ochocinco. Finally, stay with us for everything else going on around the worlds of sports and music.

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JT Teases Nicki Minaj With Raunchy Twitter Response

March 6, 2024 by newhiphopnews

There was speculation about whether Nicki Minaj would be able to deliver everything she’s been promising on her Pink Friday 2 Tour. So far, however, the mother of one has left audiences more than impressed, and all the videos circulating online prove that she does have her Barbz gagged with her latest work. Amid performances, Minaj has still found time to be active on social media, recently posting with her husband, Kenneth Petty on Instagram Live. Elsewhere, she sent out a tweet with some lyrics from her new album for fans to finish, but JT of City Girls couldn’t resist the opportunity to make a joke.

“Ain’t never had a,” the Trinidadian wrote on Twitter/X, referencing the 116, Apollo Parker, Fierce, and Boi-1da-produced “Pink Birthday.” The song is in the eighth slot on Minaj’s PF2 tracklist, and the bars she was referencing go, “Ain’t never had a ill b**ch ’til now / Post a pic, got him jackin’ like Jill now / Break the internet at will now” before launching into the infectious chorus.

JT Says Her Sexual Health is Clean and Clear

STD! https://t.co/aopzWt10JU

— JT (@ThegirlJT) March 6, 2024

For her part, JT took the opportunity to let her Twitter followers know that she’s never had an STD, or sexually transmitted disease. “Failed Nicki trivia!!! Cut her mic off ,” one Barb joked beneath today’s post. “Well, that is something to be proud of ngl,” another person praised the femcee.

If Nicki Minaj has seen JT’s unexpected response to her tweet, she’s made no public indication at this time. Rather, the Queen of Rap has been busy responding to comedian Katt Williams, who cracked a joke about joining her on her Gag City Tour. Before kicking things off in Oakland this month, she made it known she wanted the icon to join her and Monica, and it’s only becoming more obvious how eager Minaj is to make her dreams come true. Read all about that at the link below, and check back later for more hip-hop/pop culture news updates.

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Kodak Black Drops Some Crazy Bars On “Shampoo”

February 20, 2024 by newhiphopnews

Kodak Black can either go really dark and serious or just plain goofy on a track at any given moment. One of his most iconic performances has to be on A Boogie Wit da Hoodie’s smash hit “Drowning” back in 2017. Who could really forget when the Florida rapper said, “I’m the s*** I’m fartin’, I don’t know how to potty /
Pull up in a ‘Rari, I’m in the Yo like Gotti.”

Well, he might have another signature moment on his latest single “Shampoo.” This Kodak track is quite the contrast in tone and sound compared to his previous single “11am In Malibu.” It saw him rap over Drake’s “8am in Charlotte” beat from For All The Dogs and diss Boosie Badazz. It was one of his best outings and it shows that Kodak is more than a mumble rapper to those who are in that camp.

Listen To “Shampoo” By Kodak Black

However, “Shampoo” just is not it. Unless you are into the funny bars on this thing, then have at it. While some of the lines made us genuinely laugh out loud, Kodak has stronger writing skills than this. Just look at the lyrics section below and tell us what you think. The beat itself is solid but run of the mill at the same time. Some people are making jokes in the comments section of the video, saying, “Drink a lot of coffee, now I gotta s*** again ……underrated line. IYKYK.”

What are your thoughts on this brand-new single, “Shampoo,” by Kodak Black? Is this one the best songs of his, why or why not? Do you like when he acts more goofy or serious on his songs and why? We would like to hear what you have to say, so be sure to leave your takes in the comments section. Additionally, always keep it locked in with HNHH for all of the latest news surrounding Kodak Black. Finally, stay with us for the most informative song posts throughout the week.

Quotable Lyrics:

I was ‘cross town zootin’ with my dude Pookaduke
Yeah, n****, train different color like fruit loop
Favorite girl calls and she stay in Michigan
Drunk a lotta coffee and I gotta s*** again
N****s know they ain’t seein’ Yak ’cause they never did
Yeah, n****, MAC can’t suppress like the evidence

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Chris Brown Posts Childhood Photo Of Old Haircut, Fans Have A Field Day With It

December 26, 2023 by newhiphopnews

Chris Brown has been dealing with quite a bit of ridicule in 2023. The singer and rapper was getting into it with a former collaborator, Tinashe. That all started because she made comments about the longtime artist, saying she felt forced to release her music with the Virginia native. Chris responded by saying, “NAME 5 TINASHE songs or die…. EVERYBODY DEAD.” Tinashe then clapped back with liking a tweet from a fan insinuating Breezy was in his feelings.

“I got a good feeling you rejected Chris and he’s still butthurt over it! That would explain his hostility and weird obsession with you lol.” Things did not stop there though. He was also receiving backlash from people after dancing to Kanye West’s “Vultures” with the creator People claimed he was also for spreading Jewish hate. However, this latest criticism is more playful than anything else.

Chris Brown Tries To Play It Off

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Chris shared a hilarious photo of him with long wavy hair. According to the Instagram caption, his father dug it up. “MY DAD SHOWED ME THIS AND I ALMOST PASSED OUT LAUGHING THIS IS BEFORE THE CSIZZLE DAYS… comment your best R&B singer name in comments ” Fans had a field day with this post. One goes, “that s*** was funny ash aunty breezy fr.” Another chimes in, “His hair was LAID! He has that perm box with Kelly Rowland on it ”

What are your initial thoughts on this old picture of Chris Brown and his unique hairstyle? Do you think he should go back to this hairdo, why or why not? How old do you think Chris was in this photo? Is 11:11 still in your rotation? If so, what tracks are you still messing with? We would like to hear what you have to say about all of this. With that in mind, be sure to leave all of your hottest takes in the comments section below. Additionally, always keep it locked in with HNHH for all of the latest breaking news surrounding Chris Brown. Finally, stay with us for everything else going on around the music world.

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Sexyy Red & Drake’s “Rich Baby Daddy” Is The New Christmas Carol This Holiday Season: Watch

December 11, 2023 by newhiphopnews

Sexyy Red’s virality has been off the charts this year. She has quickly become one of the most popular names in rap. Whether it be for her raunchy bangers or her funny videos of her online, everyone has “Sexyy fever.” The Missouri native has been able to work with some of the biggest names in hip-hop due to these reasons. One of her hallmark collaborations this year is her work with Drake. For All The Dogs had some massive songs on it, including “First Person Shooter,” “IDGAF,” “Slime You Out,” and more.

Another one of those is “Rich Baby Daddy,” which has another SZA feature on it as well. Both Drake and Sexyy were photographed throughout the year, with her even joining him on tour. The track was a big talking point for a lot of people and it seems it is still a favorite. In the hilarious video below, these Christmas carolers decided to perform her portion of the song.

Sexyy Red Makes Christmas Music?

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You can hear some Ulta customers in the background of the video in utter shock. These cheerful performers put their all into it as they sang Red’s verse with great pride. It is certainly one of the more bizarre videos you will see. Some people left some funny comments under the post. One goes, “Baby the ulta workers already tired I know they were debating on clocking out with this” Another adds, “Ole dude singing it with his WHOLE CHEST ! ” Hopefully, Sexyy sees this and reacts to it sooner than later, but we sure she would approve of this.

What are your initial thoughts on these Christmas carolers singing Drake, SZA, and Sexyy Red’s “Rich Baby Daddy” in Ulta Beauty? Is this still the best song from For All The Dogs, why or why not? Why do you think people are so enamored with Sexyy Red? We would like to hear what you gave to say about all of this. With that in mind, be sure to leave all of your hottest takes in the comments section below. Additionally, always keep it locked in with HNHH for all of the latest breaking news around Sexyy Red. Furthermore, stay with us for everything else going on around the music world.

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Blueface Dips From Funny Marco Interview After He Fails To Name Three Songs By Him: Watch

December 5, 2023 by newhiphopnews

Over the past several months, Blueface has been an easy target for a lot of people to poke fun at. While a great deal of it is self-inflicted, the rapper and label head at least is rolling with the punches. But, even when he does respond pretty nonchalantly to the commenters, they still manage to pile on him. To be quite frank, if he cannot clean up his act personally and online, people are going to say things. Or, at least, they will slow down on the criticism and jokes.

Because of all the hoopla surrounding Blueface, presumably, a lot of interviewers are looking to talk with him. One person who recently got the chance to was Funny Marco. He is a comedian and podcaster who has a pretty massive social media following. His YouTube channel features some impressive guests and hilarious moments. One of the most memorable chats was with Sexyy Red when they talked about how she looks like Young Thug’s twin.

Do You Think Funny Marco And Blueface Staged This?

Blueface walks out of his interview with Funny Marco after being unable to name three of his own songs. pic.twitter.com/hOrJpXCrlp

— No Jumper (@nojumper) December 5, 2023

This talk with Blueface will also go down as one of the funnier moments in hip-hop this year. Marco says he thinks the Cali-born artist is very talented, but then bluntly asks, “Why can’t you rap on beat?” The editing is done masterfully as there are some funny cutbacks to Marco’s face as he stares blankly at Blueface. He returns the favor to the host asking him to name the songs he is off-beat on. All Marco can say is a lot of them, which has Blueface thinking he does not know any of his music. He then proceeds to ask, “Name three Blueface songs right now Marco. Name three Blueface songs, or this f*****g interview is over.” Marco can list off “Thotiana” and the remix with Cardi B and YG. He might have been able to name one more, but Blueface was not having the disrespect and he walked out.

What are your initial thoughts on this clip from Blueface’s recent interview with Funny Marco? Do you think this whole portion of the chat was staged, or was it real, why or why not? If you were put on the spot by Blueface, and he asked you the same question, would you be able to name three songs? We would like to hear what you have to say about all of this. With that in mind, be sure to leave all of your hottest takes in the comments section below. Additionally, always keep it locked in with HNHH for all of the latest breaking news around Blueface and Funny Marco. Furthermore, stay with us for everything else going on around the music world.

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Cardi B Shows Us Why She Does Not Need A Bodyguard: Watch

November 20, 2023 by newhiphopnews

Cardi B may not be everyone’s cup of tea. Especially, lately, because of her recent outbursts on social media and in the real world. One of the wildest storylines that have come from the hip-hop world was the New York rapper’s outdoor show in Las Vegas. It took place during the later stages of the summer, and with it being in Nevada, it was extremely hot. So, Cardi asked fans to spray water on her while she was onstage to cool her off. However, one concertgoer took it a bit too literally and chucked an entire water cup at her.

After that, it was on. Cardi was naturally furious, but what she did was a little unwarranted. She retaliated with more violence by tomahawking the microphone toward the person in the crowd. It was quite a viral moment from this year. In fact, it was amplified even more, after the microphone went on auction for charity. Even though it fell through, it was one of the craziest things to happen within the hip-hop community. While it does paint Cardi in the most positive light, we have learned one thing from this.

Cardi B Is Not Playing Around

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The female MC knows how to protect herself. She is apparently back on social media after taking some time to recoup. This latest Instagram Live clip shows why she does not need any bodyguards to protect her. A fan asked if she needed one, offering their services. She hilariously said, “This why I don’t need no bodyguard.” Cardi B then proceeds to air-stab toward the camera. The clip cuts off right as she starts her explanation and it looks like she was going to say she does have people. She might be joking, but we have seen how Cardi rolls.

What are your initial thoughts on Cardi B saying that she does not need a bodyguard? Do you think she is being serious or just being funny for the cameras? Is she the funniest rapper in the industry? We would like to hear what you have to say about all of this. With that in mind, be sure to leave all of your hottest takes in the comments section below. Additionally, always keep it locked in with HNHH for all of the latest breaking news around the music world.

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LeBron James Had The Perfect Response To Stephen A. Smith’s Tweet About Him

November 20, 2023 by newhiphopnews

LeBron James and the Los Angeles Lakers are still seeming to find their footing to start the 2023-2024 NBA campaign. They are only 1-6 on the road this season, but they are 8-0 at home. Right now, they are a slightly above-average basketball team right now. Your record is a pretty good indicator of how well they are functioning together on the floor. Last night, on November 19, LeBron led the charge against an up-and-coming Houston Rockets team. Their first matchup was a blowout, with the Rockets thoroughly handling the visitors, 128-94. If you have been keeping up with the NBA, you know that Dillon Brooks, one of LeBron’s latest pests is on Houston. Any time he can get a win over James, you know he will relish in it.

Well, the season series is now split with the Lakers defending their home floor in a narrow 105-104 win. It took a season-high for LeBron to keep the team humming at Crypto.com Arena. He dropped 37 points with six rebounds and eight assists. While this game does mean a ton right now to either ball club, there was a funny moment that came out of it.

LeBron James Was Quick With It

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During the second quarter, James and teammate Christian Wood met up to celebrate. He supposedly “passed a blunt” to him making a joke about Christian’s last name. Stephen A. Smith, the world-renowned sports analyst, saw the video on X and he tweeted at LeBron suggesting he was smoking something he should not be. “Don’t even make me say it… @KingJames.” The Lakers superstar, responded with Stephen A.’s signature punchline, “Stay off the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddd! with tons of laughing emojis.” Smith has been using that iconic line for years on national television and it is a treat anytime he gets to make a reference to it.

What are your initial thoughts on LeBron James’ response to Stephen A. Smith’s tweet? Is this the funniest running joke in the sports world? How are the Los Angeles Lakers looking right now? We would like to hear what you have to say about all of this. With that in mind, be sure to leave all of your hottest takes in the comments section below. Additionally, always keep it locked in with HNHH for all of the latest breaking news around LeBron James and Stephen A. Smith. Furthermore, stay with us for everything else going on around the sports world.

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Lil Baby Reveals Which Celebrity He Would Fight

October 31, 2023 by newhiphopnews

Lil Baby, the celebrated rapper whose real name is Dominique Armani Jones, had always been known for his candid and straightforward nature. Lately, he’s been described as a walking meme. With a string of hit songs and an ever-growing fan base, he found himself in the limelight for both his music and the occasional controversy. Yet, when it came to a peculiar question about fighting another celebrity, Lil Baby’s response was typically no-nonsense. The question had come during an interview. When asked which celebrity he would choose to fight, Lil Baby’s response was an unexpected and comical, “Ehhh, I don’t know. I ain’t doin’ no wrestling.” He avoided the question completely.

His reaction drew a chuckle from social media, as they had all anticipated a different kind of answer. “He was bouta say Gunna,” one person wrote in the comments. “We all know baby don’t got no hands,” another person said. “N**ga who said anything about wrestling,” one more person said. “Bro made his own ad libs before answering,” someone else wrote. Lil Baby’s endearing and humorous personality has captivated the hearts of countless fans, leaving them thoroughly entertained. Whether he is consciously cultivating this amusing persona or not, one thing is undeniable: his charm is simply irresistible. In the realm of the entertainment industry, authenticity and relatability often serve as powerful reasons for people to gravitate towards him.

Lil Baby Is Always Funny

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Lil Baby has mastered the art of winning hearts with his laid-back and humorous demeanor. It’s as if he effortlessly funny. What’s particularly captivating about Lil Baby’s charm is its genuine nature. It doesn’t appear contrived or overly rehearsed, making it all the more appealing. Fans feel like they’re witnessing the real person behind the music and the fame, which creates a deeper connection between the artist and his audience. It’s evident that Lil Baby doesn’t need to put on a facade or hide behind a meticulously crafted image to win people over. His humor and charisma shine through in candid moments, interviews, and social media interactions.

In fact, just earlier this year, he was promoting an Atlanta salon ahead of the Grammys. Fans found the promo video absolutely hilarious just given that the way he said it made people think of a Disney channel commercial. Whether he’s sharing a witty remark during an interview or posting amusing snippets on his social platforms, fans are quick to embrace the authenticity of his personality. Moreover, Lil Baby’s relatable and down-to-earth persona is a breath of fresh air in an industry often marked by glamour and pretense. Whether intentional or not, Lil Baby’s charisma is undeniably one of the many reasons behind his widespread and enduring popularity.

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